4 Very ATL Things That Should Never Have Pumpkin Spice in Them
No. Don’t you even think about it. Put that Pumpkin Spice flavoring down. It does NOT belong in whatever it is you’re about to put it in. In fact, there are maybe, like, 5 things in the world that pumpkin spice goes well with. The rest is an abomination. To celebrate the launch of October, we’re posting four very ATL things that SHOULD NEVER HAVE PUMPKIN SPICE IN THEM.
1. Coca-Cola
We know that like all great companies, Coke has always been a the forefront of experimenting with new products. But no. Not this one. Don’t you guys do it. I will switch to Pepsi if this were to ever see the light of day. (Just kidding, Pepsi is for weirdos and people from the north. We’d never quit coke.).
2. Chik Fil A
Everyone loves a Spicy Chicken Sandwich. It’s got great crunch, that pickle-brined chicken flavor and a little heat to let you know you’re still alive. You know the opposite of all of that? A Pumpkin Spice Chicken sandwich. Don’t you think about it Chik-Fil-A – it would be a sin!
3. BBQ
The only Bar-B-Que worth spending the time and calories on is in the South. Pitmasters have been using everything from Brown Sugar to Vinegar to Ketchup and molasses as ingredients for decades. You know one thing they don’t use? PUMPKIN SPICE.
4. Pimento Cheese
We’ve really perfected the way to eat cheese. Cheese, Mayo, Pimentos – the unrivaled combination. But add pumpkin spice to this equation? What Lovecraftian monster are you? Should we call you spicethulu?
