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Atlanta’s 5 Best Bites After Getting Busy

Cazzie David – Gen Z writer and daughter of Curb Your Enthusiasm’s Larry David – recently published a book of essays with one essay in particular titled “Too Full to F___”. In it, she makes the argument that, “Sure, women can eat and then have sex. But they really can’t eat a lot.” Assuming that her argument is sound, which you can read here, we’re going to focus on 5 dishes to eat AFTER bumping uglies so everyone can be satisfied this Valentine’s Day.

Cinnaholic - Cookie Monster Cinnamon Roll
Cinnaholic – Cookie Monster Cinnamon Roll

Cinnaholic Cinnamon Roll
If you haven’t been to Cinnaholic, it’s a place that starts with mouthwatering, gourmet cinnamon rolls and gives you the option to add tons of frosting varieties and toppings, like cookie dough, marshmallows, blueberries, pie crumble and much more. Plus, all the rolls are 100% vegan, dairy and lactose free, egg free and cholesterol-free, so if you get a second wind a few hours later, you might not be feeling so bloated after all. Order some up in the morning and have them ready for a late night snack!

Enchiladas from Superica.

Enchiladas from Superica
Look, no one wants to shag if they’ve had beans beforehand – so, save the enchiladas for when your’e done making whoopee. At Superica, they make delicious Tex Mex style enchiladas that you can order with cheese, spiced ground beef, Chile braised chicken, mole chicken, and more. And every order comes with two enchiladas – one for you and one for your boo – plus rice and beans.

Cheesy bread from Nina and Rafi.

Nina and Rafi Cheesy bread
Pretty much anything short of a salad on this menu is probably not a good meal before you’re hitting the bedsheets. They are locally famous for their Detroit style pizzas, that feature a caramelized cheese crust around the edges. But if you were going to really indulge in something after sweeping the chimney, their cheesy bread is what you want! It’s melted mozzarella and pecorino Romano on house-made garlic loaf – so simple but so so good.

Spicy, Dry Fried Eggplants from Tasty China.

Tasty China Dry Fried Eggplants
We celebrate getting spicy in the sheets! But it’s probably not wise to eat spicy before the sheets. We love Tasty China, a Szechuan Chinese spot in Sandy Springs that serves authentic, HOT dishes, like the Dry Fried Eggplants. They’re deep fried egg plants made with corn starch to give it crunch and so so much spice. A great thing for two to split after a ride on the banana boat.

Waffle House - Hashbrowns
Waffle House – Hashbrowns

Waffle House – Anything on the menu
There’s a very good chance you’ll be getting biblical after the sun sets. If that’s the case, you may run out of options if the fornicating goes on for a few hours. Luckily, you can always count on Waffle House – open 24/7. And regardless of how much butter may go into each dish, it won’t matter because you two got your no pants dance done already. Get some hash browns scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, diced, peppered, capped, topped, and country, right after you’ve been scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, diced, peppered, capped, topped and country’d yourself!

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